Funny Anti-Jokes

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171. What Can You Sit On, Sleep On, and Brush Your Teeth With?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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172. What is a Word and Starts with W.

Correct. See also Grammar.

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173. Why Shouldn't You Tell an Egg a Joke?

Because it can't hear you.

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174. What Do You Call a an Unsalted Cashew?

A cashew. See also Nuts.

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175. What’s the Different Between a Cat and a Comma?

A cat is a carnivorous mammal, long domesticated as a pet and known for catching rats and mice. A comma is a punctuation mark, used especially as a mark of separation within a sentence. See also Cats.

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176. Did You Hear About the Race Between the Lettuce and the Tomato?

No.

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177. What Happend to the Kid That Procrastinated?

He had to rush last minute.

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178. Why Did the Caterpillar Cross the Road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot. See also Birds.

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179. What Did the T-Rex Say to the Caveman?

Nothing. It just roared at him and ate him. And then it got back into its time machine and went back to the Cretaceous Period, at least a million years before cavemen existed. See also Dinosaurs.

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180. How Do You Tell Time in Chicago?

You look at a clock.

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