Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

171. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 10 Comments | 107 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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172. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 1 Comment | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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173. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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174. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 5 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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175. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017| 15 Comments | 166 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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176. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

Added by Joeysauras on December 4, 2017| 19 Comments | 89 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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177. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2017| 14 Comments | 89 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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178. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2017| 1 Comment | 43 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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179. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

Added by darkestvoid on November 30, 2017| 4 Comments | 131 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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180. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

Added by tiller on November 26, 2017| Comment | 46 people like this You Like This | Unlike