Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

171. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

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172. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

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173. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

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174. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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175. I Was Wondering Why That Frisbee Was Getting Bigger, and then It Hit Me.

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176. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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177. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

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178. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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179. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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180. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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