1. Use All Pencils, Don't be Eracist.
I know, I'm pretty sharp. See also Puns.
2. Why Did the Plane Crash? The Pilot Was a Loaf of Bread.
I'm so sorry.
3. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?
He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.
4. How I Became Popular on Myspace (2017 Addition)
I don't think so.
5. The Corpse:
Lay down and try your best not to breathe.
6. Hot Spots
Another way to say stars.
7. A Firefighter Positioned in the Arctic
"There's a fire!"
8. Typing Speed Police
"I'm sorry sir, you're typing faster than 100 words per minute."
9. Why Are Porcupines So Good at Volleyball? They Have Nice Spikes.
I'll just leave now. See also Puns.
10. Tangled - The Story of My Headphones.