Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

161. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

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162. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 5 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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163. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

Added by namjoonstummymole on January 9, 2018| 12 Comments | 89 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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164. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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165. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

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166. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2017| 61 Comments | 287 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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167. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 10 Comments | 107 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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168. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 1 Comment | 80 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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169. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | 65 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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170. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 5 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike