Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

161. What Do You Call a Tree Without a Coat

A tree. See also Trees.

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162. What Do Monkeys Eat for Breakfast?

Not cake.

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163. Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken Pencil Who?

Never mind, it's pointless. See also Puns.

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164. What is a Word That Starts with W.

Correct. See also Grammar.

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165. How Did the Farmer Fix His Jeans?

He didn't. He just bought new ones. See also Farming.

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166. What Do You Get when You Mix a Goat and a Sheep?

A Geep.

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167. What is Grey and Can't Fly?

A parking lot.

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168. Knock Knock.

Come in.

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169. What's the Difference Between the Number 9 and the Number 6?

Three. See also Math.

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170. What Do Cats and Refrigerators Have in Common?

Neither one is a banana. See also Cats.

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