Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
161. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.
Funny Anti-Jokes
162. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?
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167. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?
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169. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?
Because doors aren't supposed to talk.
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170. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?
Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.