Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

201. What Do You Call a Peanut That Isn't a Nut?

A peanut. (It's a legume.)

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202. What Do You Call a Dog That Poops?

A healthy dog. See also Dogs.

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203. If a Duck Didn't Quack What Noise Would It Make?

It would be silent. See also Birds.

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204. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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205. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

Because of gravity. See also Bathroom.

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206. How Do You Drop an Egg on a Concrete Floor Without Breaking It?

Any way you want—it's almost impossible to break concrete floor.

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207. What Do You Call an Elephant with a Tail?

An elephant.

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208. What Do You Call a Talking Turtle?

Fictional.

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209. What Do You Call a Fat Hobo?

Whatever his name is.

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210. Why Did the Dog Bite the Blonde?

Because it was an aggressive dog. See also Dogs.

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