Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

241. Why Didn't Santa Drink the Milk and Eat the Cookies You Left for Him?

Because he doesn't exist. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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242. I See London, I See France.

I'm in an airplane on my way across Europe. See also European.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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243. What Do You Call an Old Man Who's Just Been Stabbed?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2016| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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244. Why Does It Suck to be a Penguin?

You have to live in a cold place. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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245. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

Added by jaybacca453 on October 26, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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246. What's the Difference Between Donald Trump and Apples?

Everything. See also Fruit, Politics.

Added by PYRo358 on October 24, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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247. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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248. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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249. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown?

To scare kids.

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250. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

Added by a Guest on September 15, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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