Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

261. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Ball?

Because he was fat and ugly and no one liked him. See also Halloween.

Added by jaybacca453 on October 26, 2016| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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262. What's the Difference Between Donald Trump and Apples?

Everything. See also Fruit, Politics.

Added by PYRo358 on October 24, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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263. Why was the Blond Woman So Loud?

She was shouting.

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264. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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265. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown?

To scare kids.

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266. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

Added by a Guest on September 15, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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267. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

Added by a Guest on September 13, 2016| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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268. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on September 8, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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269. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on September 3, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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270. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

Added by a Guest on August 18, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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