Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
261. Why Can't the Blonde Call His Friends?
Because his parents say he's to young to have a phone.
Funny Anti-Jokes
263. An Owl and a Squirrel Sit in a Tree Watching a Farmer Go By
The owl says nothing because it can not talk.The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. See also Birds, Rodents.
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264. What Did the Lawyer Say to the Other Lawyer?
We're both lawyers. See also Lawyers.
Funny Anti-Jokes
265. Why Did the Dinosaur Say Hi to the Little Girl?
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266. What Do You Call the Person That Graduated at the Bottom of Their Class in Medical School?
Doctor.
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268. Yo Momma's So Fat, She Shops in the Plus-size Department
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269. What Do You Call a Dog with No Legs?
Nothing. It won't come when you call it. See also Dogs.
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270. What Did Batman Say to Robin Before They Got in the Batmobile?
Get in the car.