Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

261. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

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262. Why Did the Man Dress Up as a Clown?

To scare kids.

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263. What Has Wheels and Flys?

A garbage truck with wings.

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264. How Did the Skeleton Know It Was Going to Rain?

He read the weather forcast.

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265. What Did the Cow Say When Its Tail Caught on Fire?

Moo! See also Farming.

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266. What Do You Call a Man with a Shovel in His Head?

An ambulance.

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267. Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?

He was riding a tractor.

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268. Can You Jump Higher than a Mountain?

Everyone can jump higher than a mountain. Mountains can't jump.

Added by ROSEGOLD on August 13, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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269. What Happens when a Witch Meets an Wizard?

Nothing. Neither exists. See also Magic.

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270. Why Can't You See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're really good at it. See also Elephants.

Added by purpleoverlord on August 5, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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