Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

301. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl Go Pee?

Because they're all extinct. See also Dinosaurs.

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302. What Happened when the Horse Walked into the Bar?

Seeing the danger in the situation, several people got up. See also Horses.

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303. What Happens when You Cross and Elephant with a Poodle?

Nothing. They can't breed.

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304. How Many People Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

One.

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305. What Did the Shoe Say to the Sock?

Nothing. Neither are sentient.

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306. What Do You Call a Blonde on the Moon?

An astronaut. See also Space.

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307. How Do You Make a Plumber Sad?

Break into his house and steal his TV.

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308. Why Was Six Afraid of Seven?

Because prison changes people. See also Numbers.

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309. What's Red and Bad for Your Teeth?

A brick.

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310. How Do You Wake Up Lady Gaga?

Set an alarm to a reasonable hour. See also Celebrities, Singers.

Added by lolzor on October 7, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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