Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

141. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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142. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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143. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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144. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

Added by namjoonstummymole on January 9, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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145. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 4, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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146. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

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147. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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148. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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149. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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