Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

141. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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142. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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143. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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144. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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145. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

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146. What Do You Call a Guy Wearing High-heels?

By his name.

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147. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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148. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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149. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

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150. What’s the Difference Between 36.9802 and 14.6327?

22.3475 See also Math.

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