Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

141. What's the Difference Between Tuna, a Piano, and Glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

(If your wondering about the glue, don't worry, a lot of people get stuck on that.) See also Fish.

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142. Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?

I don't know, I think you should probably ask him.

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143. Where Did the Seagull Leave His Toothbrush?

On the bathroom counter. See also Bathroom, Birds.

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144. Why Did the Cat Cross the Road?

Because of it wanted to eat the chicken.

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145. What Do You Call a Person Who Has No Friends?

Lonely.

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146. What is Red and Farts?

Any person wearing red. See also Flatulence.

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147. What is the Hardest Thing on Earth?

Paper wrist bands.

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148. What Do You Get when You Cross a Joke and a Rhetorical Question?

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149. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

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150. Why Did the Man Run when the Door Started Speaking to Him?

Because doors aren't supposed to talk.

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