Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

141. What Do You Call a Man with a Knife in His Back?

An ambulance.

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142. Knock Knock, Who's There? John. John Who?

It's just John.

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143. What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar?

Pay the manufacturer's suggested retail price. See also Dessert.

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144. What’s the Difference Between 36.9802 and 14.6327?

22.3475 See also Math.

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145. What Do You Get when You Cross a Fry and Ketchup

A tasty meal.

Added by Brockabston on April 18, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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146. What Do You Get when You Throw a Green Rock into the Red Sea?

A wet rock.

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147. You Know What Makes Me Smile?

Face muscles.

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148. What is the Difference Between Me and You?

We are two different people.

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149. What is the Difference Between an Elephant and a Postbox?

If you don't know, I'm not sending you to mail a letter.

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150. What Do You Get When You Cross A Zebra With A Horse?

A Zebra.

Added by mynameisaname on March 8, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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