Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

141. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.

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142. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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143. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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144. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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145. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

Added by sybyr on November 8, 2018| Comment | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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146. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

Added by BleededEyesight on November 6, 2018| 8 Comments | 123 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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147. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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148. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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149. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

Added by jerryfromsubway on August 29, 2018| 11 Comments | 79 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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150. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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