Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

111. What Do You Call Nachos Without Cheese?

Tortilla chips See also Snacks.

Added by Elainaiscringy on December 11, 2018| 5 Comments | 69 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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112. What's the Difference Between Glue, Tuna, and a Piano?

Glue is a school supply.
Tuna is an animal.
Pianos are instruments.
Lots of differences.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 6 Comments | 93 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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113. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2018| 5 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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114. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

Added by a Guest on November 15, 2018| 19 Comments | 82 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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115. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2018| 3 Comments | 67 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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116. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

Added by sybyr on November 8, 2018| Comment | 55 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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117. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

Added by BleededEyesight on November 6, 2018| 8 Comments | 115 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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118. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2018| 8 Comments | 101 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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119. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2018| 4 Comments | 68 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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120. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

Added by jerryfromsubway on August 29, 2018| 9 Comments | 76 people like this You Like This | Unlike