Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
91. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?
A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.
Funny Anti-Jokes
92. Here's One for You: 1
Funny Anti-Jokes
93. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?
A mother. See also Parents.
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96. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
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97. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man
For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
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98. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?
Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.