Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

91. Knock Knock

Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.” See also Grammar.

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92. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.

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93. You Know What Makes Me Sad?

A lack of serotonin.

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94. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.

Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.

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95. What Do You Call a Hippo with No Head, Eyes, Body or Legs?

A hippo tail. Nothing else is left.

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96. Here's One for You: 1

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97. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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98. What Do You Call a Three Humped Camel?

Pregnant.

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99. What Do You Call a Basket with No Bottom?

Useless.

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100. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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