Entries Tagged “Pets”

Funny Jobs

1. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

See also Fish, Pets, Pranks.

Added by discodonuts on December 2, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

4. Poopsy Pets Shop

Toy pets that poop gems and glitter. See also Pets, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Toys

6. Teddy Tank Shop

A stuffed animal that holds a goldfish bowl in its stomach. See also Pets.

Added by a Guest on September 17, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Go to a Pet Shop, Buy Some Bird Seed, then Ask How Long It'll Take for the Bird to Grow

See also Discustingisnotscary, Hilariouslybad, Pets, Pranks.

Added by glitterpenguin on September 5, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

8. Snausages Shop

Dog snack cousin to Beggin' Strips. See also Pets.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

9. Mini-Pigs

Also known as potbellied pigs. Found tied up outside supermarkets, squealing at the neighborhood dogs, wearing sweaters and booties. Classy. See also Pets.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

10. Cat's Dead. Details Later.

A unpleasant way to tell someone their cat's dead when you're in a hurry. See also Pets.

Added by Meez on November 3, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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