30 Entries Tagged “Pets”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

2. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. Elevators Are Teleporters to Dogs

See also Dogs, Pets.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2020| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

4. Sorry I'm Late. I Saw a Dog. Shop

See also Dogs, Pets.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

5. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims “Cats Love It!” Somehow, we have our doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

6. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

See also Fish, Pets, Pranks.

Added by discodonuts on December 2, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

8. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Toys

9. Poopsy Pets Shop

Toy pets that poop gems and glitter. See also Pets, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

Added by a Guest on February 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

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