Funny Things to Do

Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.


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when two dies you have one.....:(

din on May 22, 2022

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I put the exact same joke! Did you copy mine or something?

DON'T ASK ME MY NAME on May 23, 2022

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Oh wait... that's my joke..

DON'T ASK ME MY NAME on May 25, 2022


Nice going, dingus.

Yeetaleetthesecond on November 7, 2022

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