Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
82. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?
The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.
Funny Anti-Jokes
83. Two Fish Are in a Tank
One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
84. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?
Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.
Funny Anti-Jokes
85. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities
This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny anti-joke?
Funny Anti-Jokes
86. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?
Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.
Funny Anti-Jokes
87. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?
Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.