Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
81. What can’t go down a chimney, but can go up a chimney?
Santa Claus. Ever notice how he always struggles to get down the chimney, but when it’s time to leave, whoosh, he’s back on the roof? See also Christmas.
Funny Anti-Jokes
82. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.
Funny Anti-Jokes
84. Why Didn't the Ghost Go to the Dance Party?
Because he was shy and didn't want to interfere with people's lives.
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88. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Stolen. Stealing is bad and you should return it.
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90. Think of a Number Between 0 and 20.
Add 32.
Multiply it by 2.
Subtract 1.
Close your eyes.
Dark, isn't it?
See also Math, Pranks.