Funny Anti-Jokes
Funny Anti-Jokes
81. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?
A mother. See also Parents.
Funny Anti-Jokes
84. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.
Funny Anti-Jokes
85. It's Not Easy Being a Self-made Man
For starters, you need both an Oedipus complex and a time machine.
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Funny Anti-Jokes
86. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?
Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.
Funny Anti-Jokes
90. Why Do Elephants Wear Blue Tennis Shoes?
The white ones get dirty too fast. See also Shoes.