Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

81. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

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83. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

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84. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

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85. Did You Hear About the Kidnapping at School?

The kid eventually woke up. See also Schools.

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86. Why Did the Fisherman Become Friends with the Farmer?

They were both respectable people and shared similar interests.

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87. Why Can't You Talk to a Dog on the Phone?

They don't have phones. See also Dogs.

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88. A Man Had Three Sons Named Brick, Tree, and Lamp.

And they all got bullied for having stupid names.

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89. What Do You Call a Cross Between a Cat and a Fox?

A monstrosity. See also Cats.

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90. An Irishman Walked out of a Bar

See also Alcohol.

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