Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

41. What Do You Call a Blonde with a Broken Leg?

An ambulance.

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42. What Do You Call Someone Who Can Find the Square Root of 326,769?

Good at math. See also Math.

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43. What's the Difference Between a Blonde and a Bowling Ball?

A blonde is a human with a specific hair colour, while a bowling ball is a ball typically used in the sport of ten pin bowling.

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44. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils?

Broken.

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45. I Got a New Boomerang Recently, but I'm Having Trouble Throwing Away My Old One

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46. A Roman Walks into a Bar and Holds Up Two Fingers

He says, "I'll take five beers, please."

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47. What Do You Get when You Mix Things That Shouldn't be Mixed?

A pug. See also Dogs.

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48. I've Got 99 Problems and I'm Seeing a Therapist About Them

See also Doctors.

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49. What Do You Get when You Cross a Madwoman and a Gardener?

A child.

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50. What Did the Boy with No Arms Get for Christmas?

Gloves! Just kidding, I have no idea. He hasn't opened it. See also Christmas.

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