Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

41. Bees?

Carrot.

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42. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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43. What do you call a rock that tells jokes?

A funny rock. See also Rocks.

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44. What Do You Call a Llama Starting a Fire?

An arsonist. See also Fire, Llamas.

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45. What is Love?

Love means to be deeply committed and connected to someone or something.
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Baby don’t hurt me.

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46. What do you call your best friend?

With your cell phone. See also Friends.

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47. What brown and sticky?

Maple syrup.

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48. What do you call an ape with a cell phone?

A human.

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49. What do you call a one-pronged fork?

A knife. See also Cutlery.

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50. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To get to the store for more toilet paper. See also Bathroom, Birds, Farming.

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