Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

41. What's Black, White, and Asian at the Same Time?

A panda.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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42. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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43. What Do a Cat and Mount Everest Have in Common?

Both are part of this joke.

Added by a Guest on December 16, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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44. Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...

...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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45. What’s the Difference Between an Elephant and a Matter Baby?

What’s a Matter Baby?

Added by a Guest on December 4, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

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46. What Do You Call a Joke That Doesn't Have a Punchline?

Added by Joeysauras on December 4, 2017| 19 Comments | You Like This |

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47. Why Did the Dog Go for a Walk?

He needed to pee. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on December 1, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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49. Why Did the Neurosurgeon Catch the Train?

He didn't want to walk to work. See also Doctors.

Added by tiller on November 26, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

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50. Yo Mama's So Old

She might die soon.

Added by Guest1 on November 21, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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