Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

121. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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122. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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123. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 24 Comments | You Like This |

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124. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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125. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

Added by a Guest on November 13, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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126. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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127. Wanna Hear a Word I Just Made Up?

Plagiarism.

Added by a Guest on October 26, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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128. What Has Two Thumbs and Walks?

Most people.

Added by brainbeater on October 19, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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129. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

Added by MrRicky on September 10, 2019| 38 Comments | You Like This |

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130. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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