Funny Anti-Jokes

Funny Anti-Jokes

121. What Do You Call a Fly with No Wings?

Still a fly—the irony is unfortunate. See also Insects.

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122. My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019| 24 Comments | You Like This |

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123. What Did Darth Vader Say to Anakin?

Nothing. Darth Vader doesn't speak to himself. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 14, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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124. What Do Vampires and Zombies Have in Common?

Neither one of them is real. See also Monsters.

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125. What Do You Call Darth Vader with a Cape?

Darth Vader. See also Star Wars.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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126. Wanna Hear a Word I Just Made Up?

Plagiarism.

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127. What Has Two Thumbs and Walks?

Most people.

Added by brainbeater on October 19, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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128. What Has Four Letters, Sometimes Has Nine Letters, but Never Has Five.

True fact.

Added by MrRicky on September 10, 2019| 38 Comments | You Like This |

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129. Did You Know That a Dog Can Jump Higher than a House?

It's due to the dog's powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump. See also Dogs.

Added by a Guest on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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130. What's Blue and White and Sits in a Tree?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket.

Added by a Guest on July 4, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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