1. What's the Difference Between a Cat and a Dog?
One's a feline, and the other is a canine. See also Cats, Dogs.
3. You Know, Never Stop Being Yourself... but Could You Stop Being Obnoxious?
...oh wait, that's a contradiction.
4. Son of a Mother-less Goat!
(I hope someone gets the reference)
5. Blithering Idiot!
Sometimes it's the simple things in life that count.
6. "I Want to be a Pop Star!"
- Literally half my 3rd grade class