5. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?
I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.
6. What Did the Farmer Say when He Lost His Horse?
"Where's my horse?"
7. Why Is 6 Afraid of 7??
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear. See also Numbers.
8. "70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."
Attributed to Bill Murray.