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"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots."

Attributed to Bill Murray.

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Added by aLoHA on June 7, 2019 | You Like This |

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i LOVE this so much

shilo on July 1, 2019

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love it

been on September 13, 2019

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AND 1% OF THE 30% IS ME!!!!

person on October 20, 2019

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this is so true

potato on February 8, 2020

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Wow that's kinda true…

I don't have a name on May 28, 2020

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100 °/• land because under the water is more land!

harry potato on July 20, 2020

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1% of 30%? You must be... hefty.

Oh on October 20, 2020

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That is so true

nhdwvr[uhwgpqui3it[j90i on December 18, 2020

Yeetaleetthesecond

Yep. :|

Yeetaleetthesecond on December 6, 2021

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Only 30 per cent? I disagree. 90 per cent of the human race are idiots

True on November 3, 2022

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so the world is made of water and idiots and nothing else no land or other species just those two huh so no one is smart dude that means your an idiot (also if you are 1%of people either their are not that many people or you are titanic

Sheyden on December 31, 2025

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