5 Entries Tagged “Vegetarian”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Sad Vegetarian?

Sad. Did you expect me to make a joke? No, he is sad. See also Vegetarian.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

2. Meat is Murder. Tasty, Tasty Murder Shop

Aggressive. See also Vegetarian.

Added by LactoseIntolerantCow on May 12, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Tofurky Shop

Keeping vegetarians and turkeys happy on Thanksgiving every year! See also Vegetarian.

Added by Amanda on November 20, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Mock Tofu

Per Yoni Brenner of the New Yorker, mock tofu is made from chicken fat, pureed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow. See also Made Up, Vegetarian.

Added by Brian on July 14, 2008| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

5. Flexitarians

Vegetarians who uhhh.. eat meat. "I find that nobody ever gives me a hard time when I say I usually eat vegetarian. But I really like sausage." Shhh! See also Noncommittal, Vegetarian.

Added by Frank on May 21, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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