Funny Anti-Jokes
Last Christmas, I Gave You My Heart. And the Very Next Day...
...I died because no one can live without a heart. See also Holidays, Literal.
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DON'T DIE NOOO!!!
Pirate Puppy on December 19, 2017
wow that was [not] funny.
sam on January 5, 2018
Wow! You guys are messed up and play too much. I thought I was pretty funny. I bet you kids can't come up with anything better for a joke. Come on, cough it up if you do have any better.
riflewolf on February 27, 2018
Lmao!!!
riflewolf on February 27, 2018
@riflewolf dude, i literally just saw you comment on "What do a cat and Mount Everest have in commen? they both are a part of this joke!" saying that "this is stupid why did you write this its too obvious." when i thought it was pretty funny. so shut up
le'cought on March 15, 2018
LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice
pataypp on March 26, 2018
LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice
pataypp on March 26, 2018
LOL u took things waaay too literaly noice
pataypp on December 26, 2018
I just died
BROBRO on January 25, 2019
It took you an entire day to die when you didn't have a heart!!!
Your Name on February 15, 2019
Yeah, wouldn't you die immediately? Unless your heart was ripped out at 11:59 pm. Or, maybe you're an alien... CONSPIRACY ALERT.
??? on September 3, 2019
Nevermind, don't listen to my first comment.
??? on May 19, 2020
I thought it was funny
Oh c'mon on July 4, 2020
It's humor guys, c'mon.
cloelius on April 26, 2021
im sry but it wasn't funny
oof on January 22, 2022