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Funny Questions

1. Why Did the Marching Band Get a Low Score on Visuals?

Because they disreGUARDed their drum major.

Added by LivieBellie on November 17, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

2. #Hipsterindieswag

(or #Indiehipsterswag) When you think everything is too "mainstream" and the word "swag" is still cool. The people who say this drive Subarus, wear beanies, and only listen to indie bands. Often used on websites that don't use hashtags.

Added by LivieBellie on April 18, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Why Did the Amoeba Go to the State Court House?

To protist! See also Science.

Added by LivieBellie on April 12, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Did the Geologist Say to the Other Geologist?

You just soiled yourself. See also Soil.

Added by LivieBellie on March 11, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Did the Girl Say to the Boy Who Had a Crush on Her?

Get a life you freeloader.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Was Little Timmy So Sad?

Because he has no social life.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What happened when the Scuba Diver encountered a Shark?

After observing and seeing potential danger, he swam away. See also Danger, Safety, Shark.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

9. Losertron420

when you constantly lose at Call Of Duty.

Added by LivieBellie on January 13, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

LivieBellie

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Ifunny and 9gag~ LivieBellie
Favorite jokes include making fun of politics, band instruments (it's a band nerd thing), Anti-jokes, Science jokes, and just random things that seem to be funny. XD #indiehipsterswag

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