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Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call an Elephant with a Tail?

An elephant.

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Funny Advice

2. You CAN Rob a Bank, People Just Don't Want You To.

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Funny Advice

3. Saying That You Look Bad in a Photo, Makes You Look Worse.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Did the Ocean Say to the Other Ocean?

Nothing. That's it. They can't talk.

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5. What Do You Call Someone Without Any Limbs?

By their name.

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6. What Do You Call a Fish That Drowned?

Fish can't drown.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Did the Duck Say when They Bought Lipstick?

They can't talk. You were expecting, "Put it on my bill.", weren't you?

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Funny Insults

8. You're Ugly!

Sorry, I'm not a mirror.

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Funny Words

9. Suoicodillaipxecitsililigarfillacrepus

Supercallifragilisticexpiallidocious, but backwards.

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