Entries Tagged “Dairy”

Funny Things to Do

1. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 4 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

2. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

3. Believing It's Not Butter

Funny Foods

4. Limburger Cheese Shop

Reputedly the stinkiest cheese going. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2014| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

5. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Places

6. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

The legend of Social Studies. It's main exports are sausages and cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2010| Comment | 7 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Foods

7. Velveeta Loaf Shop

So bad. So strange. So good. See also Dairy.

Added by Adam on December 14, 2009| Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

8. Vaccimulgence

The act of milking of cows. See also Dairy, Farming.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2009| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

9. Butter Sculptures

Like this, this, and this. See also Dairy, Food.

Added by Anthony on July 2, 2009| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike