Entries Tagged “Dairy”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Believing It's Not Butter

See also Commercials, Dairy.

Added by a Guest on September 26, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Limburger Cheese Shop

Reputedly the stinkiest cheese going. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2014| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

10. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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