18 Entries Tagged “Dairy”

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

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4. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

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5. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

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6. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

7. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

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18 Entries Tagged “Dairy”

1. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

2. Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

3. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

4. Loaf of Milk

5. Big Milk Dog

6. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

7. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

8. Make Antigravity

9. Cereal Juice

10. Believing It's Not Butter