Entries Tagged “Dairy”
Yogurt. See also Dairy.
4. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.
See also Cheese, Dairy.
See also Dairy, Fruits.
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.