Entries Tagged “Dairy”

1. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 3 Comments | Like You Like This | Unlike

2. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2019| 2 Comments | 45 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2019| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

5. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 6 Comments | 106 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

7. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

8. Believing It's Not Butter

Funny Foods

9. Limburger Cheese Shop

Reputedly the stinkiest cheese going. See also Dairy, Old-Timey.

Added by Ryan on September 14, 2014| 3 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

10. Tyrotoxism

Poisoning by cheese. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2011| Comment | 19 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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