19 Entries Tagged “Dairy”

Funny Jobs

1. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on May 6, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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