19 Entries Tagged “Dairy”

1. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on November 4, 2020| 1 Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg

4. What Do You Call Milk That is Infested with Bacteria?

Yogurt. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 28, 2020| 8 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Loaf of Milk

Also known as butter. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on May 4, 2019| 2 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Big Milk Dog

Otherwise known as a cow. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 22, 2019| Comment | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.

8. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 7 Comments | 121 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Euphemisms

10. Cereal Juice

Also known as milk. See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| 3 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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