29 Entries Tagged “Dairy”
Funny Observations
12. The Nursery Rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty' Never Says Humpty is an Egg
See also Dairy, Eggs.
Funny Observations
17. Cheese has holes. More cheese equals more holes. More holes equal less cheese. Therefore more cheese equals less cheese.
See also Cheese, Dairy.
Funny Things to Do
19. Make Antigravity
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.