Funny Anti-Jokes

My Three Favorite Things in Life Are the Oxford Comma, Irony, and Missed Opportunities

This one took me a sec when I first heard it, but think about it.

liyana

Added by liyana on December 5, 2019 | You Like This |

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wow

talia on December 19, 2019

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what

tttt on December 21, 2019

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i dont get it damn it

potato69 on December 22, 2019

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i dont get it :(

UwU on December 23, 2019

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i dont

winnie the birb on December 24, 2019

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i no get

yeyeyeyeye on December 26, 2019

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Well i guess.. it was.. inherently funny.

Mr.Doddler on December 28, 2019

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the oxford comma is a comma that goes after the second-last item in a list... the list would be Pepsi, Sprite, 7Up, and Dr. Pepper are great (with oxford) Pepsi, Sprite, 7Up and Dr. Pepper are great (w/o oxford)

I can EXPLAINNN on December 30, 2019

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But...? You heard it? How did you get the joke then. You must READ it. And yes I have to be that person.

a potato on January 6, 2020

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help i don't get itttt

flew around the room on January 9, 2020

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don't get it

on January 9, 2020

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Is this even english?

BillyBob0606 on February 3, 2020

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what is the antswer

no name?hmmmm very mystir on February 22, 2020

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this is genius

bagueti on February 29, 2020

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Wot

Wot on March 8, 2020

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hahahaha

fretting dog on March 12, 2020

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i still dont get it

qwertyuiop on March 28, 2020

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The person loves the oxford comma but didn't use it when he was listing his favorite things, but also loves missed opportunities.

Guest on June 18, 2020

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lol

admadong on July 14, 2020

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I don't geddit. Whut?

ButtercupNonsense on July 26, 2020

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I get it. I mean i had to read the comments but...

just another person on August 26, 2020

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but the Oxford comma is there after the word irony. If the comma was not there, it would be a missed opportunity.

yayagoddess on November 1, 2020

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I get it but not that funny

I died on on December 2, 2020

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not funny didnt laugh

granny died on April 28, 2021

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