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What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t Come Back?

My dad. See also Dads.

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Added by a Guest on May 10, 2023 | You Like This |

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lol thats funny

LemonCake on May 18, 2023

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O_O xD

funnypotato on May 22, 2023

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Im back-...Son/daughter! i forget :/

Dad on May 23, 2023

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bro stop bulling me pls i know he left pls stop

Elijah Hazell on August 3, 2023

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why did you throw your dad tho?

i love kittens on August 11, 2023

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im never coming back

dad on September 23, 2023

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lol

ilikeweirdthings123 on October 10, 2023

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I came back for you

Dad on November 2, 2023

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NO YOU DID'T

mom on November 14, 2023

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frick im sorry bro

booknerd on December 6, 2023

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lol this is actually funny

oopiedoopie on December 10, 2023

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YOWCH.

WompWomp on February 5, 2024

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Boomerangs often come back. You mistook your Dad with a stick.

True on March 23, 2024

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oh crap we ran out of milk

dad on October 28, 2024

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Legend has it that there is a man who lives in the dairy section of Costco. Apparently, they haven't restocked the milk in the freezers for 69 years.

kghruu:) on December 27, 2024

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