12 Entries Tagged “Swedish”

Funny Insults

1. Smuliga Tår

Swedish for “crusty toes.” See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What did the Swede say to the other Swede after seeing a wolf?

I don’t know, I don’t speak Swedish. Probably something like, “Look, a wolf.” See also Swedish.

Added by veke128bob on November 6, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. There's no cow on the ice.

A Swedish saying for, "It's all good." (Ingen ko på isen in the original Swedish.) See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Rumpa

Everyone's favorite Swedish word. It means butt. See also Sophomoric, Swedish.

Added by frapsocket on August 7, 2016| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Smörgåstårta

Swedish sandwich cake. See also Swedish.

Added by MustardFace on November 30, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Names

6. Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

In 2008 a Swedish couple tried to name their son Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, and as a result were fined $682 by the Swedish government.

By the way, it's pronounced /ˈalˌbin/. See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2015| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Fartlek

A Swedish athletic regime involving interval training. See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on May 12, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

8. Fartkontrol

Swedish word for "speed trap". There are actually signs in Sweden that say "fartkontrol". See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2014| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

9. Hagbarth

See also Swedish.

Added by a Guest on July 5, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Valborg

A Swedish holiday to celebrate the coming of spring and a day for everyone to get smashed and light things on fire. See also Holidays, Swedish.

Added by CaptainKrill on April 30, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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