Funny Anti-Jokes
Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The other says, “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water. See also Chemistry.

Comments
So that means the other one wants to die💀
Guest on December 27, 2022
yup💀
Potato nato on March 26, 2023
How did he know what H2O was?
Yes on July 1, 2023
EVERYONE knows H2O
phyre12 on September 18, 2023
I heard another version of this which is rather more nerdy. It starts the same, but the second bit is “the bartender gives them both water since he is able to distinguish the boundary tones which dictate the grammatical functions of homonyms in coda position s well as pragmatic context” I think that’s more of an anti-joke than the op
Blablabla on October 30, 2024