Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
41. Recorders
Torture Idea: Place victim in a room filled with beginner recorder players. Could also work with violins.
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42. The String in a Cup
Oh, your child plays the violin, does he? And yours plays the trombone? Pssh. My child is a virtuoso string in a cup player.
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43. Violas
What's the main difference between an onion and a viola? No one cries when you cut up a viola.
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45. Double-belled Euphoniums
The choice instrument of any parade in the Roaring Twenties. See also 20's, Old-Timey.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny instrument.
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46. Oboe D'amour
Oboe of love. But how romantic can an oboe get? See also Music, Romance.
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47. Paperclip
For fairly obvious reasons, the translation of the French word for trombone. See also French.
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48. Gutbucket
Also called a washtub base. Basically a bucket with a string attached to a broom handle that's nearly impossible to tune.
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49. Child Instruments
E.g. rubber bands as harps, pots and pans as drums, and toilet paper rolls as trumpets.