Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
43. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Instruments
44. Pyrophone
An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny instrument.
Funny Instruments
46. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.
Funny Instruments
49. Shakers, Maracas, Beans in a Can, and Sand in a Tube
Gives the guitar player or drummer's girlfriend something to play when they are "in the band" that doesn't detract from the REAL music. Quieter than a tambourine, easier to play.