Funny Instruments
Funny Instruments
11. The Great Stalacpipe Organ
Guinness crowned this the world’s largest instrument, and understandably so. See also Music.
Funny Instruments
12. Children
Teachers and parents used to whack them to make noises, but now this instrument is illegal in most countries.
Funny Instruments
13. Cheap Party Favor Whistle
One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.
Funny Instruments
14. The Elephant Imitator
Take a baloon, blow it up, and hold the ends of the nozzle. See also Irritating.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny instrument?
Funny Instruments
17. Doorbell Dong Plus Dog Barking
Beautiful music when I’m unmuted on a call. See also Dogs.
Funny Instruments
18. Pyrophone
An organ powered by gasoline and propane with sounds made by explosion and combustion. See also Fire.
Funny Instruments
20. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.