Stand in a corner, preferably next to the snacks. Leaving the room is optional. Often done at middle school dances. See also Schools.
The unshakable belief that you are an orange. Related to bacon opionionem. See also Fruits.
The legal-sounding way to rob a bank See also Crime.
Now, they'll have a story to tell their grandchildren.
This is a thing. Why is it a thing, I have no idea. It can't sell well if it smell the way the label suggests it will...