A true connoisseur eats Takis.
A rendition Jack and Rose would have been proud of.
Hear it here: My Heart Will Go On (terrible recorder meme) Youtube video
It may sound useless, but this job is essential. We wouldn't want to go the way of the Golgafrinchans, now would we?
It's happened before!
5. The Fartura
A Portuguese donut-like food. Funny name, isn't it? See also Scatological.
6. Cat Piano
A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.
Stand in a corner, preferably next to the snacks. Leaving the room is optional. Often done at middle school dances. See also Schools.
10. Citrus Opinionem
The unshakable belief that you are an orange. Related to bacon opionionem. See also Fruits.