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For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.


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defenitey the brick!!!!!!!!!!! bricks all the way

xxx hehe on March 29, 2018

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Brittany on April 2, 2018

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This is amazing

I Don't Care Ima Potato on April 19, 2018

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i think i world just take the candy bar so if something hapend economically disaster i would not be behind bars with the brick an the evidence.

lildon on April 20, 2018

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This is what I would do: 1.get a brick for 2$ 2.get a huge bag 3. Go to Walmart 4. Throw the brick at the vending machine 5. Collect the candy 6. Put into bag 7. Run away to a foreign country 8. Enjoy the candy because I deserve it

JoannaBanana on May 27, 2018

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just pick up a stone they are free

mr smarty on June 13, 2018

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where do i get a brick on October 1, 2018

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hi im a potato

potato on November 9, 2018

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Hi. I am colorblind

potato on November 26, 2018

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Or you could just pick up some random rock for $0, Get the candy, find out the rock is a big chunk of Lapis Lazuli, sell is on Ebay for 20 bucks, and buy pizza with it.

LapisLazuli on March 22, 2019

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LapisLazuli, YOU ARE GENIUS!!

LylaMarieGilbert on August 9, 2019

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If you choose the brick you'll get a nice set of handcuffs along with it! Plus a nice jail cell!

Nobody shall know my name on August 12, 2019

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