Funny Advice
For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.
I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.
Comments
defenitey the brick!!!!!!!!!!! bricks all the way
xxx hehe on March 29, 2018
ha
Brittany on April 2, 2018
This is amazing
I Don't Care Ima Potato on April 19, 2018
i think i world just take the candy bar so if something hapend economically disaster i would not be behind bars with the brick an the evidence.
lildon on April 20, 2018
This is what I would do: 1.get a brick for 2$ 2.get a huge bag 3. Go to Walmart 4. Throw the brick at the vending machine 5. Collect the candy 6. Put into bag 7. Run away to a foreign country 8. Enjoy the candy because I deserve it
JoannaBanana on May 27, 2018
just pick up a stone they are free
mr smarty on June 13, 2018
funny
where do i get a brick on October 1, 2018
hi im a potato
potato on November 9, 2018
Hi. I am colorblind
potato on November 26, 2018
Or you could just pick up some random rock for $0, Get the candy, find out the rock is a big chunk of Lapis Lazuli, sell is on Ebay for 20 bucks, and buy pizza with it.
LapisLazuli on March 22, 2019
LapisLazuli, YOU ARE GENIUS!!
LylaMarieGilbert on August 9, 2019
If you choose the brick you'll get a nice set of handcuffs along with it! Plus a nice jail cell!
Nobody shall know my name on August 12, 2019
BRICK FLAVORED CANDY!! 2 in 1 deal right there.
Chuck Norris on December 2, 2020
beautiful lapis lazuli
jim on May 28, 2021
Damn, why didn't I think of this before?
Yeetaleetthesecond on November 6, 2021
You already have a package deal: you have fists for $0. Only your poor mother had to pay and suffer when she tried to strap you in your car seat.
Hermione on July 9, 2023