31 Entries Tagged “Crime”
Funny Things to Do
11. Sending Messages by Throwing Bricks Through Windows
An old pastime of the Mafia. Makes the recipient have to pay for repairs, too! See also Crime, Old-Timey.
Funny Questions
12. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.
Funny Books
15. The Night Dad Went To Jail Shop
A terribly sad-looking book that for some reason keeps popping up in books recommended for me. See also Crime.
Funny T-Shirts
18. Fat People Are Harder to Kidnap Shop
Can’t argue with that. See also Crime, Obesity.
Funny Things to Do
19. Stuffing Food from a Buffet in Your Purse
Because you never know when you're going to be craving "old country" dinner rolls. See also Crime.
Funny Words
20. Absquatulate
1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
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1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.