5 Entries Tagged “Travel”

Funny Things to Do

1. Meeting Horrid People and Picking Up Bad Habits

What one must avoid whilst traveling. See also Travel.

Added by Ryan on June 8, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Absquatulate

1. To depart in a hurry
2. To die
3. To abscond
1. We must absquatulate before the Wicked Witch arrives!
2. I am going to break the news of your aunt's absquatulation as seriously as possible.
3. That man just absquatulated with your horse. See also Crime, Travel.

Added by ziggyzaster on November 8, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

4. SkyMall

An airplane seat-pocket catalog that in a recent issue included such items as shoes with springs, the "Keep Your Distance" bug vacuum, a pet observation porthole for fences, a ten-minute marination machine, and an eagle-embossed denim jacket. See also Travel.

Added by Brian on July 7, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny People

5. DJ Joey Jam

Resident mix master on Norwegian Cruise Line's newest pleasure boat, the Norwegian Gem. See also Travel.

Added by Anthony on December 21, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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