Worth a shot. See also Tavel.
Round up a few people you know, then get them all to walk past some random person in a public area, while saying things like "This isn't real.” "Please wake up”, or ”We need you" into cell phones or at each other. Make sure that the person overhears you. Acknowledge the fact that you are a terrible person and embrace it.
before you check out of a hotel room, replace all lightbulbs with potatoes. make sure the hotel has no way of contacting you.