170 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Things to Do
92. Having to Wash Dishes at a Restaurant Because You Forgot Your Wallet
See also Old-Timey.
Funny Advice
93. Don't Look at a Pig While You're Pregnant
My grandma gave me this advice so my kids wouldn't be born ugly. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Conveyances
98. Two-Goat Cart
The name says it all. This is usually used to describe a ride that is very stiff and uncomfortable, as in "This car rides rougher than a two-goat cart". See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
99. Carrying Machine Guns in Violin Cases
The foolproof way to disguise and transport your firearms. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
100. Knocker-up
Before the invention of alarm clocks, inns located in Ireland hired people to take note of guests awakening time and then knock on their room door to wake them up. More information here. See also Irish, Old-Timey.