172 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
Funny Things
31. Doghouses
I've never seen one in real life or known anyone who owns one. I think the cartoonists made this one up. See also Cartoons, Dogs, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
32. Wearing an Untied Bowtie
Three drinks into party, someone is bound to do this. See also Drunk, Old-Timey.
Funny Places
34. Red Schools with Belltowers
These days, schools bear more resemblance to prison complexes. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
35. Cutting a Hole in the Floor and Having Everything Fall but the Floor
Cartoon physics. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
36. Shaking Your Head to Cure Embarrassing Conditions
Such as stars floating around your head, silly disguises, or even missing teeth. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
37. Falling and Leaving a Spread-eagle Shaped Crater
See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
Funny Jobs
38. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
Funny Things to Do
39. Writing Lines
An archaic form of punishment that is now extinct outside of The Simpsons. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
Funny Things to Do
40. Blowing Yourself Up in a Chemistry Class
I don't think this actually happens in real life. See also Old-Timey, Schools, Science.