164 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”
31. Writing Lines
An archaic form of punishment that is now extinct outside of The Simpsons. See also Old-Timey, Schools.
As if this isn't funny enough on its own, it's even funnier if the host is wearing her curlers. See also Awkward, Old-Timey.
If cartoons are to be believed, they look like ribbons and will make you float towards whatever is producing them. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
If cartoons are any indication, your thumb should swell to the size of a potato, turn red, and make a rubber sound. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.
36. Trench Coats
Frequently used by one kid sitting on another's shoulders to look like an adult. See also Old-Timey.
Sadly, children escaping their parents, inmates escaping prison, and people escaping fires have all fallen to their deaths doing this. See also Old-Timey.
And hiding behind a bush to watch them smoke it. See also Old-Timey, Pranks.
And breaking the batter's bat. See also Baseball, Old-Timey.