164 Entries Tagged “Old-Timey”

Funny Things

11. Hiding a Comic Book Behind Your Textbook

If you're caught, your teacher will tell you that comic books are a one-way ticket to the jailhouse. See also Comics, Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 23, 2018| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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12. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

13. Fish Skeletons

Dark alleyways are always littered with fish skeletons, apple cores, and bent tin cans. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

14. Glass Eyes

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on April 9, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

15. Smashing Through a Window with a Pool Cue

See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

16. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

17. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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18. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

19. Defying The Laws Of Gravity

Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

Added by roflcoptersoisoi on January 27, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

20. Using a Garbage Can Lid as a Shield

See also Children, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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