Funny Toys
Funny Toys
21. Random Outside Stuff
Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.
Funny Toys
23. Just a Normal Pony
It's just a normal toy pony until you cut it in half. Then there is a cut off dolls head inside! With a ponytail for the tail for the pony.
Funny Toys
24. Angry Birds Knock on Wood Shop
A board game version of the video game for, I don’t know, the Amish? See also Video Games.
Funny Toys
25. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside
Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny toy.
Funny Toys
29. Buttheads Shop
Another attempt at trying to market a doll to nine-year-old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and video games.
Funny Toys
30. Pimple Pete Shop
“How many pimples can you pop without bursting the mega zit?”
Uh, zero, because I’m not playing. See also Body, Gross.