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21. Cast Iron Banks That Flip Coins Inside

Around the turn of the 19th century, an insidious way to get others to put coins in your bank. Flips 'em in faster than you can actually see, so it has to be done again and again. Also doubles as a weapon -- heavy blunt object in a kid's room. See also Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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22. Cow Noise Maker Shop

Moooooo. See also Farming.

Added by a Guest on August 5, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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23. Plastic Spoon Doll

A plastic spoon that you drew a face on with a marker.

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24. Pogo Sticks

Has anyone ever pogo'd for more than 30 seconds?

Added by a Guest on March 3, 2019| 17 Comments | You Like This |

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25. Buttheads Shop

Another attempt at trying to market a doll to nine-year-old boys who more interested in Nerf guns and video games.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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26. Pimple Pete Shop

“How many pimples can you pop without bursting the mega zit?”

Uh, zero, because I’m not playing. See also Body, Gross.

Added by a Guest on January 10, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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27. Plastic Vampire Fangs Shop

The only thing scary about them is how unsanitary they are. See also Unnecessary.

Added by a Guest on January 24, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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28. Skipper Shop

Barbie’s jean-short-wearing younger sister.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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29. Barbie Potty Training Pup Shop

Play at being a responsible dog owner. See also Scatological.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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30. Toilet Trouble Shop

Which flush will cause the gush? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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