Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

21. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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22. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

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23. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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25. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”

―James Acaster See also Geometry, Love.

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26. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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28. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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30. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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