Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

21. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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22. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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23. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

―Carl Jung See also Psychology.

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24. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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25. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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26. “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made”

―William Shakespeare See also Internet, Technology.

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27. “That’s what she said.”

―John F. Kennedy See also Presidents.

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28. “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

―Bob Dylan, drummer for Metallica

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29. “Don’t believe everything you see on the internet.”

―John Lennon

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30. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”

―Mark Twain

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