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71. "FIRE BAD!"

―Frankenstien's Monster See also Monsters.

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72. "If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped."

―Izaak Walton

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73. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."

―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.

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74. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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75. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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76. “I asked god for a bike, but I know god doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

―Emo Philips
See also Religion.

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77. "I've got to make sure that Youtube comes down to tape this."

- Micheal Scott

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78. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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79. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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80. "OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"

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