Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

71. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”

I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.

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72. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

―Robert Frost See also Work.

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73. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”

―Janis Ian

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74. “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

―Albert Einstein See also Science.

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75. “I will wait forever… if you’re not too long.”

Thank you, Oscar Wilde.

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76. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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77. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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78. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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79. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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80. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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