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“I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.


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wth the hell is up with u people :/

69 on October 12, 2020

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I agree with you 69

YEAH on October 12, 2020

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@YEAH @69 My very serious friend would agree with you both, bUT I'M NOT MY VERY SERIOUS FRIEND!! HAHAHA!!

Ms. Paul on October 14, 2020

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