Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

41. “The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

―Douglas Adams in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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42. “I can’t fit the orange in the pencil sharpener, Mom.”

Something I once said while sleepwalking.

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43. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

―Steve Martin

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44. “Peoples say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every say.”

―A. A. Milne

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45. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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46. "Humans Are Just Animals with Guns."

―My Dad See also Fathers, Guns.

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47. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."

Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.

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48. "FIRE BAD!"

―Frankenstien's Monster See also Monsters.

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