Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

41. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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42. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should’ve been more specific.”

―Lily Tomlin

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43. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

―Michael Scott See also The Office.

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44. “Bad Morning!”

―6-year-old me to my teacher
See also Schools, Teachers.

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45. “On the Contrary!”

Henrik Ibsen’s last words, in response to his nurse saying he was doing better. See also Literature.

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46. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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47. “Don’t be the drug dealer. Marry the drug dealer.”

―My World Literature Teacher See also Drugs.

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48. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

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49. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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50. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”

―My Writing Professor

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