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41. “I’m an early bird and a night owl, so I’m wise, and I have worms.”

―Michael Scott

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42. “I love you guys. Not enough to die for you, but enough to give you a sandwich if I have too much sandwich.”

―My Writing Professor

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43. “Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.”

―James Acaster See also Geometry, Love.

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44. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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45. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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46. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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47. “Me no study, me no care, me go marry millionaire. If he die, me no cry, me go marry another guy.”

See also Best Life.

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48. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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49. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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50. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''

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