Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

41. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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42. “It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence.”

―Unknown See also Violence.

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43. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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44. “No.”

―My Mum See also Parents.

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45. “The sweet smell of spilled electric guts. The sparking diodes… I freaking live for this!”

―The Toaster See also Appliances.

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46. “All Toasters Toast Toast!“

―Mario in Hotel Mario See also Video Games.

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47. “Please don’t waste your life on useless websites.”

―Mom

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48. “If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

Thanks for the advice, Clint Eastwood. See also Appliances.

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49. “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a deserted island, what book I’d bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

―Steven Wright See also Boats, Islands.

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50. “Be Strong.”

―Me to My Wi-Fi Router See also Internet, Technology.

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