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51. “I’m suddenly out of witty things to say. Uh, bananas.”

―No One

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52. “It’s like my Dad always says, ‘Always give a hundred percent, unless you’re donating blood or getting a divorce.’”

―Pitch Perfect 3

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53. “Zoinks! It’s the Gay Blade!”

―Shaggy from Scooby-Doo See also Cartoons.

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54. “Me no study, me no care, me go marry millionaire. If he die, me no cry, me go marry another guy.”

See also Best Life.

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55. “If I was an airplane, I would kill so many birds.”

See also Airplanes, Birds.

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56. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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57. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''

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58. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”

―A Wise Man

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59. “My name is Albert Einstein.”

―Albert Einstein

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60. “Anything Yogi Berra ever said.”

―Me

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