Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

51. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."

Deep. See also Sloths.

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52. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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54. "I've got to make sure that Youtube comes down to tape this."

- Micheal Scott

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55. “Love is the horse. Magic is the donkey. Suffering is the mule.”

A classmate in my Humanities class during a discussion of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Schools, Shakespeare.

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56. "Time wounds all heels."

Who else but Groucho Marx?

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58. "I like sleep. You're alive but unconscious."

Thank you, Rita Rudner! See also Sleep.

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59. "Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

A graduation quote from my yearbook.

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60. "AUUUUAGAUUGUGGUGAAHGGHHHHH."

-Chewbacca See also Star Wars.

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