Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
51. “Me no study, me no care, me go marry millionaire. If he die, me no cry, me go marry another guy.”
See also Best Life.
Funny Quotes
54. “One day this quote will be on Inherently Funny.''
Funny Quotes
55. “If you want to do that thing, do the thing that you are required to do for that thing.”
―A Wise Man
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny quote?
Funny Quotes
58. “I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.”
I’d walk through a very humid room for you. But not too humid because, you know, my hair. See also Fire, Hair.
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59. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
―Robert Frost See also Work.
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60. “Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me.”
―Janis Ian