Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
91. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."
But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green
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93. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."
-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again
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95. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.
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97. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.
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98. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."
- Bill Gates See also Nerds.
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100. "Luke, I am your father."
Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.