Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

91. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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92. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."

- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.

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93. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."

See also Friends.

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94. "I don't want to be be like most boys."

- Most Boys See also Boys.

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95. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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96. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

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97. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."

- Bill Gates See also Lazy.

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98. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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99. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."

But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green

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100. "I'm on a Rock."

Said every kid playing lava floor ever.

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