Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
91. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg
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92. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
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93. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.
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95. "I Tried Taking the Shell off of a Snail in the Hopes of It Being Faster..."
But it just ended up being more sluggish. -Hank Green
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97. "You Can’t Just Let Nature Run Wild."
-Walter J. Hickel, who was governor of Alaska, United States secretary of the interior, and then governor again
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99. "No, I have a forcefield!"
So says your annoying childhood friend, every time you played pretend shooting games. Worth trying at work, though. See also Annoying, Children.