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"When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious


Added by TheRealNess on January 28, 2019 | You Like This |


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paradise on June 28, 2019

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Thank you captain obvious ! We can always count on you !

Peanut on July 5, 2019

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Nobody has ever bothered to me or my dog until johnny's cat ran away. why'd they bother us now

Sam Winchester had a dog on August 7, 2019

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malin on September 26, 2019

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What if the door is locked?

Boran on October 24, 2019

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BoxerDogLover on December 18, 2019

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