Funny Quotes
"When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."
- Captain Obvious
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LOL
paradise on June 28, 2019
Thank you captain obvious ! We can always count on you !
Peanut on July 5, 2019
Nobody has ever bothered to me or my dog until johnny's cat ran away. why'd they bother us now
Sam Winchester had a dog on August 7, 2019
Lmao
malin on September 26, 2019
What if the door is locked?
Boran on October 24, 2019
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
BoxerDogLover on December 18, 2019
I feel like this is something I would say to annoy my friends
But I am a potato on June 5, 2020