Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

141. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

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142. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

See also Television.

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143. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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144. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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145. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

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146. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

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147. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

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148. "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

See also 80's.

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149. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

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150. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."

Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.

Added by Dave on January 8, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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