Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
141. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."
As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.
Funny Quotes
143. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."
Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.
Funny Quotes
144. "No guns. No butter. Both can kill."
Presidential campaign slogan of former baseball player Bill "Spaceman" Lee, who ran under the absurdist Rhinoceros Party ticket in 1988. See also Baseball, Politics, Sports.
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Funny Quotes
145. "Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."
Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack. See also Food, Mormons.
Funny Quotes
146. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."
Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union andas Bill Simmons recently pointed outending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.
Funny Quotes
147. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."
A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.