Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

141. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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142. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

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143. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

See also Television.

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144. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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145. "Rehab was a sobering experience."

So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.

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146. "I'm thinking about lice!"

Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.

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147. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."

Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.

Added by Frank on December 23, 2007| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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148. "Too many OBGYNs aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

As spoken by none other than our president, George W. Bush. See also Politics.

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149. "Nobody puts baby in the corner."

See also 80's.

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150. "I stopped painting in 1990 at the peak of my success just to deny people my beautiful paintings, and I did it out of spite."

Quote by obnoxious celebutard Vincent Gallo. See also Hipsters, Pretentious.

Added by Frank on January 8, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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