Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

161. "Ice cream is not sexy. It's not wiggly and jiggly."

Utah Senator Gene Davis, upon naming Jell-O as the state's official snack. See also Food, Mormons.

Added by Dave on December 20, 2006| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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162. "I guess what I'm trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change."

Rocky Balboa addresing the Soviet Union and—as Bill Simmons recently pointed out—ending the Cold War. See also Boxing, Movies.

Added by a Guest on November 20, 2006| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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163. "Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006| Comment | You Like This |

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