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"Martinis make you mean. Manhattans make you a mellow fellow."

A funny Kurt Vonnegut Quote and true to boot. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by Tyler on September 19, 2006 | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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as someone who is under the legal drinking age, i can't relate

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