Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
132. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."
Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.
Funny Quotes
133. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"
From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.
Funny Quotes
134. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."
Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.
Funny Quotes
135. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."
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Funny Quotes
136. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"
See also Television.
Funny Quotes
137. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.
Funny Quotes
138. "Rehab was a sobering experience."
So quoth Lindsay Lohan. See also Celebrities, Drugs.
Funny Quotes
139. "I'm thinking about lice!"
Said by random girl in my class during an awkward silence.
Funny Quotes
140. "By the time they realize the truth, we'll be long gone with all the money."
Quote by a villainous Fisher Stevens from the 1995 movie Hackers. See also Movies.