Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

131. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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132. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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133. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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134. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

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135. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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136. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"

From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.

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137. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

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138. "Martinis are like breasts. One isn't enough and three is too many."

See also Alcohol, Body.

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139. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?"

See also Television.

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140. "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Ad-libbed by Roddy Piper in the film They Live. See also Celebrities, Movies, Profanity.

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