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131. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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132. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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133. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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134. "Whatever."

-The Teenager

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135. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."

-Plato
See also Philosophy.

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136. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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137. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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138. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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139. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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140. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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