Funny Quotes

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131. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"

So saith an unknown Facebooker.

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132. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.

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133. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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134. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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135. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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136. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

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137. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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138. "Text Me the Deets"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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139. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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140. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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