Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

131. "You've Got to be Kitten Me Right Meow!"

Classic. See also Cats.

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132. "I like sleep because it's like a time machine to breakfast."

See also Breakfast.

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133. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.

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134. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.

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135. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."

-Abraham Lincoln

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136. "Text Me the Deets"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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137. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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138. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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139. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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140. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

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